2008-09-04 23:29:22 UTC
plans and has once again been recruiting for new henchmen (lackeys, if you
I have recently come across this ad placed on Craigslist:
Under the guise of 'Jaques' he is attempting to get around the terms of his
I have also found evidence that he has constructed yet another secret lair:
He has cleverly hidden this over in Japan where no one would think to look.
(more pictures: http://dvice.com/archives/2008/09/government_faci.php)
Please take note that the "Anti-Evil Madmen" task force (or "Anti-Em" for
short), has been dispatched.
Japanese citizens in the area of Kawasaki, Shinagawa and Kisarazu are
warned to stay inside.
Tyler Trafford: please return to the Witness Protection Program since we
know that Larsons' first target will be you (after all, his downfall is
directly attributed to you using the trebuchet in the back yard and
uncovering his LAST secret hideout).
This has been a public service announcement.